ilovecharts:

Distribution of my vending machine chex-mix
-mikethestuntman

ilovecharts:

Distribution of my vending machine chex-mix

-mikethestuntman

Anonymous said: If someone is not gay, but they are also not straight, what the fuck are they?

ezrafurman:

Possible answers to this:

1) I don’t know

2) Bisexual

3) A human being

4) Fuck you leave me the fuck alone

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Listen.  I’m not on tumblr right now, I don’t care about the “do’s and don’ts” of dating a trans man I JUST SEARCHED FOR BLACK SWALLOWTAIL CATERPILLAR TURNING INTO CHRYSALIS OK

Listen. I’m not on tumblr right now, I don’t care about the “do’s and don’ts” of dating a trans man I JUST SEARCHED FOR BLACK SWALLOWTAIL CATERPILLAR TURNING INTO CHRYSALIS OK

Tags: why

I haven’t been this happy in years.

rocket-grunt-daniel:

I had a wonderful day at work. I clocked out and did cartwheels all the way to my truck.

MY FUCKING BOSS WAS FIRED THIS MORNING!!!!!!! :D

I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY I COULD BACKFLIP!!! I HATE THAT PIECE OF SHIT AND I’M HAPPY THAT MOTHER FUCKER LOST HIS JOB!! FUCK THAT SACK OF SHIT!! AND HIS POWER TRIP!!

It looks like all those calls my coworkers an I made to corporate paid off! Even though I’ll be leaving in about a week, I’m happy knowing that all those cool people I work with no longer work for that stupid sack of crap. I’m so happy I got to see this happen before I leave.

WE WON GUYS!!

WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!

This came up when I searched JoAnns

It gave me this little glimmer of hope, like maybe if I can rally the other employees, calling corporate on our powertripping shitsack of a boss could actually do something.  Here I always thought that calling corporate would be like whipping a saltine cracker into a black hole.

Do something great before I quit?  y/y?

(Source: rocket-grunt-kermit)